Feb 17, 2017 12:40PM

A 'Jawbreaker' TV Show Is Coming

Teen dream.

Seminal high school horror story and Rose McGowan sass vehicle, Jawbreaker, is getting a TV adaptation. In conclusive proof of Hollywood's #nonewfriends approach to the creative process, the E! network has enlisted OG Jawbreaker director Darren Stein to co-write a series based on the film.

The show will not reuse the genius level premise of the original — popular chicks accidentally murder their mate with a jawbreaker — instead following a new crew who unintentionally knock their buddy off at a bachelorette party. Whoops! Hate it when that happens.

Fingers crossed for some of the essential advice:

Savage one-liners:

And fresh sunnies:

That featured in the original.

And, obviously, a makeover montage on par with this crucial scene:
Also, can we have Rose McGowan's personality/wardrobe/face? Kthnxbai.

Via: Deadline
Photos & GIFs: Tumblr

Lucy Jones