Feb 12, 2016 10:47AM

All The Stuff That Happened At Yeezy Season 3

NO eye contact, Naomi Campbell and nearly-nudes.

ICYMI, Kanye has been doing some stuff today: Yeezy Season 3 just popped off in Madison Square Garden, he launched The Life of Pablo (the album formerly known as WAVES/SWISH/So Help Me God), and we got our first look at his new video game, featuring his mum Donda trying to get to heaven on a pegasus. Wow. This is A LOT. 

To help you make sense of this information overload, we've put together a lil guide to what's been happening over the last few hours...

To kick things off, Kanye put on a Yeezy Season 2 zine launch last night. The Yeezy model squad turned up to celebrate wearing last season's statement bodystockings. Strong. 


After revealing the cover and tracklist for The Life of Pablo on Twitter, it was time for Yeezy Season 3. But not before these very lol modelling instructions, that we really hope are real, turned up on Snapchat:


The proceedings began with DJ Kanye sitting down behind his laptop and playing TLOP, track one: 'Ultra Light Beams' featuring Chance The Rapper. Meanwhile, the runway was all about earth tones. 

This is the jumbotron that no one was allowed to look at:

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Naomi Campbell turned up looking fi-yah in all black everything:

Then Kanye played more songs, including 'Famous', which apparently includes the line, "I still feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous / I made that bitch famous". Kanye, pls. 

And just when you thought it was all over, Kanye premiered a video game called Only One, which is about his mum Donda getting to heaven.

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He closed out the show by announcing that he's lowering prices of Yeezys, and that he one day hopes to become the creative director of Hermès. Byeeeeeeee.

Photos: Instagram, Tidal

Nadia Bailey