Broad City's Advice On How To Survive Awful Xmas Parties [Watch]
Abbi and Ilana got your back.
Are you a modern human being who doesn't believe in god? Then you probably hate going to Xmas parties. Abbi and Ilana from Broad City know this about you and have some advice, from obvious stuff like:
• Always bring a gift
• Avoid "hipster libertarians"
To some delightful nonsense for which they are known and loved, like:
• Take a "boner pill" and then "augment it with eggnog. Augnog."
• Fake a herpes sore with a piece of peppermint bark order to "avoid a mistletoe kiss from a mansplaining creep."
Watch here and get through December in one piece: