Jun 18, 2015 10:24AM

Fall In Love With Channing Tatum Via His Legendary Reddit AMA

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Sxc boi, good dancer, and decent actor Channing Tatum is making dreams come tru on Reddit right now by telling the internet everything it ever wanted to know about him. The first take away is that Channing is a comedic genius, making him a more desirable life partner than ever in our humble opinion.

Channing rags on his own acting skillz, talks about learning to dance in the clurb and being mates with Jonah Hill in this golden AMA. He also discusses that perf Sony hack email and how nude he's gonna get in the upcoming Magic Mike XXL.

There were almost too many lol questions and answers for us to choose from but we did our best…

DizzydsmithIs it true that in 7th grade you got in a fight because you wore an "I hate pizza" shirt to school?
ChanningTatumHere: Hahahaha what? No. But I fucking wish. That sounds like an awesome story. Because I don't hate pizza. If that did happen I would respect anyone that punched me because I wore that shirt. Because pizza is awesome.

chokingbieberDo you enjoy making millions of people sexually frustrated on a daily basis?
ChanningTatumHere: If that's actually true, then yes.

Buxbaum89How many times is too many times to see Step Up? I think I may have a problem.
ChanningTatumHere: Hahahahaha! I guess you need to see it as many times as it takes you to realise how bad my acting is in it. And fast forward to the dancing parts after that.

BloodAngel24: What got you into dancing?
ChanningTatumHere: To be completely honest, clubbing. I straight learned how to dance in the club. I don't know how to describe it any other way. I never took a dance class or anything, when i was really really young I remember going to the theater with my mom and my sister, so me and my mom sat in the theater away from my sister and her friends, it was Breakin' 1, and my mom said after the movie I started trying to do headstands. My mom said I mortified my sister. But I think I was always fascinated by physical things. But I can't tell you I had any training other than going out to Florida clubs and getting sweaty. 

bristolgal08Hi Channing, my question is do you have a favourite Disney character?
ChanningTatumHere: I like the broom from Fantasia

ofthedappersortWhat's Jonah Hill like? 
ChanningTatumHere: That's a complicated one to answer. Jonah is one of the most fascinatingly dualitied person. He can completely be one of the most intellectually smart and quick people that I've ever been around, and then he can come down to my level and just be very kid like and just play without any pretension. I love him. He's like a brother to me. 

cleopatraegDo you do full frontal in Magic Mike XXL? Asking for a friend.
ChanningTatumHere: Haha "for a friend" I do not do full frontal but i can promise you when you're standing in front of a bunch of people in a very small thong it doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Your "friend" should be happy.

fredfensterHow long did that "hahahahahahaa" email take to type?
ChanningTatumHere: I'm sure exactly how long. I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I'm not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.

sushisectionDoes your penis have a nickname?
ChanningTatumHere: Gilbert.

Mist3rAHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
ChanningTatumHere: Oh man. Crossbow, straight up, and I'd want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me. Or I would just go to Sandra Bullock's house as I'm sure she has all that stuff because she's dope and kick-ass.

We officially regressed to our 13-year-old Duke/Tyler obsessed selves. Channing 4 eva.

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Lucy Jones