Nov 04, 2014 12:37PM

Hot Felon Version 2.0 Has Arrived

New beautiful mugshot man takes the throne.
Poor Jeremy Meeks aka the original 'hot felon'. Not only was he incarcerated and objectified by the entire internet, now a new guy has come along and taken his glory. Unlike Jeremy, Sean Kory isn't a six-time felon — he's just a guy with anger management issues who really hates Fox News. The beautiful green-eyed, dreadlocked creature (an possible love child of Jesse Williams and Jason Momoa, as Jezebel point out), was attending a Halloween parade on Friday when he totally lost it. If he ever had it.
 
As the first reports says, "At downtown Santa Cruz's annual parade on Friday night, police said, 29-year-old Sean Kory said 'I hate Fox News' before grabbing the victim's microphone prop. The dreadlocked Kory then made an obscene gesture with it before attacking the victim with an aluminium tennis racket. The victim wasn't injured, but he called police, who ran down the suspect as he attempted to flee."
 
Damn, he really doesn't like Fox News. That's fair enough. Whacking people with objects = less cool. Wonder what we was dressed as, given that he was holding a tennis racket. Some kind of tennis-playing, heart-melting love God? Evidently.