Oct 10, 2014 4:50PM

Imaginary Dating Profile: Ex-Girls Dreamboat Christopher Owens

Partial to see-through. Not adverse to stalking.
Christopher Owens is the former frontman is indie sweethearts, Girls but he's even more adorable as a solo artist, as his second sans-band album, A New Testament (out now!) further attests to. 
 
After releasing his country twang-infused first single, 'Nothing More Than Everything To Me', Mr Owens has followed up with this even catchier 'Never Want To See That Look Again'. Your suspicions are true — the ex-Children of God sect member is a romantic — so of course, we asked him fill out out our Imaginary Online Dating Profile.
 
 
Username: Jim Steele
Quote to live by: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
Age: 14
Location: South Narnia

Sexuality: Mongolian
Looking for: The easy way out.
Profession: International man of mystery.
Hobbies: International Stamp Collecting.
Smoking habits: International
Annoying traits: I've been known to mistake windmills for giants, go on quests. I keep calling Aldonza "Dulcinea".
Want children: Always
Drinking habits: Polyjuice potion.
Diet: Manna
 
 
Religious beliefs: Communist

Music: Ira and George Gershwin, Jerome Kern, Cole Porter, Lerner, Mercer, Khan, Rodgers and Hart & Hammerstein.
Sports: I will kill you in Ping Pong!
Celebrity crush: Karl Ove Knausgaard.
Perfect first date: Ideally I'd be stalked, or somehow unaware.
Impress me by: Speed typing, reciting from the Oxford Book Of English Verse, French braiding my hair, knowing shorthand, avoiding eye contact, closing your eyes during kissing.
On our first date, wear: See-through

Serenade me with: Sexts

Pick me up in your: Hands
 
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