May 23, 2014 10:51AM

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian's Wedding Guest List

Andre Leon Talley, Jay Z and Q-Tip as DJ.
Trust the US tabloids to track down the names on Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's alleged wedding guest list. With the Versailles-based (unless it's a bait and switch for Florence) ceremony approaching, the names on the list will be packing as we speak. Jay Z may not be Kanye's best man, but he'll be there for sure, while apparently Beyonce is still a 'maybe'. 
They'll be sports, fashion and music people coming out the wazoo, including ballers Scottie Pippen and Carmelo Anthony (with Kardashian besties Larsa and La La in tow), designer Rachel Roy, Vogue contributing editor Andre Leon Talley, Q-Tip, (who will be Dj-ing) Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, Serena Williams, Tyga and Black Chyna, Brittny Gastineau, Trina aka the baddest bitch in the game, Kim's grandmother MJ and about a million even more obvious people. 
We know you're tired. One of the best things about this impending wedding of the century is that the closer it gets, the sooner it will be over. Fingers crossed they record it all though. We really need to hear the vows before we put the old horse that is this event, out to pasture.