Sep 06, 2016 11:11AM

Malia Obama Goes Straight Edge & Chance The Rapper Serenades Beyoncé At Made In America Festival

HB Auntie Yoncé.

Made In America festival went down in Philly on the weekend, and everyone who's anyone was in attendance. People like Bill Clinton, Jay Z, birthday gal Beyoncé and sass kween Malia Obama rubbed shoulders, while hot artists like Travis Scott and Chance The Rapper gave the crowd a whole heap of fire. Coldplay was also there to whelm. 

You might remember that time Malia went to another festival this year, and was chastised by the mainstream media for maybe smoking some of that devil's lettuce. This time around her only festival ~gear~ consisted of a "smoking kills" t-shirt and her Harvard cap. The statement tee/cap combo could mean a few things: she's passing on that puff puff pass, her White House parents are publicly shaming her, or she's just twirling all up on her haters. Given it's a magic marker job and she's the coolest/most mood: apathetic teen on the planet, we reckon she's just gone full troll. 

 

Chance The Rapper is obvy still *dying* from that time Beyoncé photobombed his VMAs interview, 'cause he took some time out from his set to serenade "Auntie Yoncé" for her b'day. The Chicago cutie took inspiration from that classic Simpsons episode where Bart makes up for being a crap brother by getting Michael Jackson to help him write/sing a song for Lisa on her birthday. It's pretty sweet but Bey looks embarro as, and we are reminded of every single birthday when our mates surprise sing happy birthday to us in front of a crowded restaurant, while we pray the earth opens up and swallows us whole. But times one million. 

Travis Scott also turnt the festival right up when he climbed a tree to perform all his hot hits. 

 

#TravisScott is all the way turnt up !! #news #media #blog #pr #onthesneak #rodeo

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Desiigner, who the internet is wholeheartedly thanking for un-endangering panda bears, dropped a new banger. 

 

Beyoncé couldn't have loved Coldplay's set any harder. Also, the fact that her and the presidents daughter are full on mates has us 100% convinced that the illuminati is a real thing. 

 

And last but definitely not least, Kelly Rowland loved Maccy D's all day breakfast menu options sick. 

 

Loving the new @McDonalds #AllDayBreakfast choices! Especially my favorite #McMuffin #Ad

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Thanks for yet another day of being shamelessly entertained by you, celebs. 

Photo: Twitter 

Madeleine Woon