Apr 14, 2014 12:34PM

NSFW: Male Sex Dolls — Questions Answered

Creepy as hell.
Are you curious about life-size male sex dolls that are designed to whisper in your ear? No? Well, too bad! Because creators of the realistic/creepy bro dolls with interchangeable parts, Sinthetics have just done an Ask Me Anything sesh on Reddit and damn, it was informative! For instance, did you know that despite the company making fantasy-themed dolls of both genders, they can't make a Shrek one, because it's copyrighted? True story! 
 
 
As the company representative tells the hoards of internet creepers watching the thread, "Our brand is not just about sex, it's about realism and art. Sex is the bonus by-product and a great sales market. The artist is more interested in the possible therapeutic, psychological, art, and erotic angles of this type of product. We're really excited to see where we can grow (pun intended)!" Oh, LOL Sinthetics! You guys are too funny. Expect only when you're not trying to be. Exhibit A:
 
 
So basically, you can remove the flaccid peen from your fake friends and replace in with an erect one anytime you want. Tru innovation! You can even order circumsised or uncircumcised bits. Warning: uncircumcised penisus are not retractable. No refunds. There are about 1000 people across the world right now using these dolls. As. We. Speak. Depending on timezones etc. While female dolls start from $5,500 plus shipping, the male ones are a $5,900 plus shipping. Totes unfair, amiright ladies/gents?