Sep 06, 2011 12:00AM

Our NSFW Tumblr NYFW

Tumblr is sending 20 bloggers to NYFW. Here are OUR choices.

Did you know that Tumblr is slowly taking over the world? What's more, it's not just porn and angsty teenagers - they even have their own Fashion Director! Last year Tumblr sent a flock of Tumblistas and Tumblistos (I just made those terms up) to New York Fashion Week, and they're doing it again this year. The full list for 2012 has just been announced - it's at the end of the post and 8 one of our favourites, Jeannine Tan of PaperTissue, who we took to RAFW earlier this year.

While their selections are admirable, we've decided to think outside the box a little; push the boundaries. After all, isn't that what FASHION is all about? Here our our suggestions:

1) Fuck Yeah Menswear

We have mentioned this site before, but it's clear that Tumblr doesn't frequent our website.

'Oh man. Fucking Wes Andy suits'

Oh man. Fucking Wes Andy suits.

Hand tailored by Marc Jacobs. So fucking authentic. So effing crispy.

Wish my friends were tailors and I was a movie director.

Look at those flap breast pockets. So icey. Thought pocket squares were cool? Fuck no. Did you forget where you were? A fucking Wes Andy movie.

2) Show Us One Nipple

There are some seriously niche Tumblrs out there, and this is one of them. New York Fashion Week would be an absolute goldmine!

3) Angsty Teenager

Fashion Week is enough to give anyone some serious self-esteem issues. At least this blog would be able to turn it into something useful. Sample quote: "Why is this newest series of skins playing again on tv, it was cringey the first time round and now it's just worse because you know what's going to happen and somehow that just makes it 10x more cringey."

4) Cute Boys With Cats

If only to see what they would come up with.

5) Fuck Yeah Foot Fetish

A new audience for Jak & Jil's Tommy Ton?

6) Burgers and Pretty Girls

More a 'pretty girls with food' blog. Fashion Week could prove quite the challenge.

7) Aziz is Bored

Aziz Ansari's friend Annamarie Tendler is one of the Tumblr Chosen Ones being sent to NYFW. Imagine if they sent him instead!

8) Lions with Jobs

As if Seating Directors weren't terrifying enough already.

9) Ryan Kenny

So the rest are semi-jokes [NOT REALLY], but we seriously think Tumblr should send this guy. He's amazing!

10) Oyster!

With the amount of time that we spend on there, we definitely deserve to go. While we're still waiting for our invite to arrive in our Tumblr message box, we will be sending the wonderful Yimmy Yayo, as well as posting the equally-wonderful Jeannine Tan's shots from PaperTissue.

These are the people that are actually going to NYFW:

Annamarie

Closet Collage

Ellepa

Farpits

From Me To You

Gaws

Girl With Curves

High On Flowers

High Like Fashion

History of Chuck

How To Talk To Girls At Parties

Justin Chung

Karla Powell MUA

Men In This Town

Opium Poppies

Novh

PaperTissue

Tuula

The Style Student

We The Urban

Special thanks to Ruby Heery.