Jan 07, 2014 12:07PM

The Vibrating Underwear App

Good vibrations.

Sex robots are now a thing, so it was inevitable — wearable sex apps! It's amazing no one thought of it earlier. Now sex toy company OhMiBod, have filled a gap in the underwear market by creating a pair that gets one off via bluetooth. Regular underwear houses the blueMotion Massager which can be controlled by an iOS or Android app — belonging to either the wearer or someone else. Fingers crossed that 'someone else' isn't an unwanted stranger or shit is going to get really weird fast.

 
"It's a really fun way to control vibrations without anyone knowing what you're doing because the remote is on your phone," says founder Brian Dunham, adding, "Technology can drive couples apart, but this is using technology and gadgets to bring them closer together." Pretty soon people won't even have to touch each other. Yay, technology!
 
The blueMotion, which looks like a solid plastic panty liner (comfy) can also record ambient sound, meaning that the user can record songs and/or say something e.g. "Hello, this is your pants speaking" to create a unique vibrating pattern. The device costs $129 USD and is available online in March, you pervs.