Jul 07, 2016 1:08PM

This Instagram Documents Every Amazingly Tragic 'Sex And The City' Outfit

I couldn't help but wonder… wtf are you wearing?

Step aside prodigies, inventors and rocket scientists, because someone has got a way smarter idea than anyone will ever have. EVER. The geniuses in question are two ladies on an Instagram quest to document all the bad but really, really great outfits worn on Sex and the City

Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni are the pals responsible for @everyoutfitonsatc, an account that's just began to unearth such amazing SATC moments as "Samantha wears a Dior headscarf and big fuck off butterfly earrings":

 

And "Carrie wears miscellaneous belt with exposed midriff":

 

IMPORTANT BELT CONCEPT (S4 / EP16) #CarrieBradshaw #Accessories

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You literally cannot make this stuff up.

The account might finally help you decide whether you're a total Miranda! All about that comfort with the occasional ~statement~ piece.

 

Miranda's iconic monochromatic overalls & puffer coat ensemble (S2 /EP1) #butch #MirandaHobbes

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I mean Pat Field never did know what to do with Miranda, but I'm feeling this communing with nature pattern mash look.(S6/EP 15) #PatFields #MirandaHobbes

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The fabulous, albeit batshit, Samantha. Can't even with the level of queen-ness here:

 

Is cultural appropriation chill if you have cancer? Kind of loving Samantha's #RachelDolezal aesthetic in S6/EP17

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SLUTTY GINGHAM VIBES (S3/EP15) #SamanthaJones #Gingham #summerlook

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The classy-with-a-wild-side Charlotte. #Neverforget cowl neck dresses.

 

*watches Annie Hall once* (S6/ EP 13) #CharlotteYork #AnnieHall

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Or the most fashion of them all — Carrie 'Manolo Blahnik' Bradshaw.

 

SPOILER ALERTWe're going to mock the clothes #SATC #CarrieBradshaw #fashion

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Carrie, why?

The account clearly has thousands upon thousands of stunningly tragic looks to unearth and we cannot wait to review/discuss them at our next ladies-only brunch. 

PS: Miranda has never entered a hair salon and not uttered the words: "Fuck my shit up". Can we please put in a request for an Instagram dedicated to Miranda Hobbes' hair?

PPS: We agree infinitely, Miranda. 

Via: Dazed

Photos & GIFs: Tumblr, @officialseanpenn & @everyoutfitonsatc

Lucy Jones