Apr 19, 2016 12:43PM

Donald Trump Remembers The Tragedies Of 7-11 [Watch]

Part-time job.

Donald couldn't-possibly-be-real Trump just reached peak Donald Trump with a verbal typo about a tragedy that altered the course of American, and world, history.

During a speech this week in Buffalo, Trump was delivering his usual terrifying schtick when he confused the date 9/11 with everyone's favourite conveno store 7-11.

"I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-11, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down, and I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action."

Oh dear, somebody clearly has raspberry Slurpees on the mind…

Thanks to this YouTube commenter for giving us some post-watching Trump speak life:

While this is definitely nowhere near the dumbest thing old mate Donny has said, it's another shining example of why zero people should vote for him. Brb, going on a snack run. 

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Lucy Jones