May 07, 2015 10:50AM

Watch Mariah Carey Cook The World's Most Disgusting Pie On 'Funny Or Die'

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Pop star slash fabbest human alive Mariah Carey hosted a cooking show this week on Funny or Die that made us want to be her best friend more than ever.

In the skit, Mariah makes a pie out of Fritos (aka American corn chips) and explains why they feature in the line, "Boy you actin' so corny like Fritos" from her new song 'Infinity'.

"So I had an Italian lover named Frito years ago," says Mimi, while squishing chips into a dish with surgical-gloved hands, while her butterfly diamond wedding ring sparkles on top. "I used to date someone named Tostito, it was a horrible relationship," says her co-host Bryan Safi, totally relating. 

Watch the pair construct a disgusting dessert, discuss song lyrics, and provide proof that a Mariah Carey cooking show needs to happen.
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Lucy Jones